The Faceless SQL Geek Test

Courtesy of http://xkcd.com/327/ – whatever you do, don’t laugh.

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The Morbid Pathological Killer Test

Courtesy of some international crime profiler spamming session – whatever you do, don’t get the answer.

So a woman meets tall-dark-handsome-man-of-her-dreams at her own mother’s funeral. After realizing that she has fallen madly in love with this man, she also realizes that in the conflicting emotions of the day, she foolishly neglected to follow the basic steps required when meeting tall-dark-handsome-man-of-her-dreams: she doesn’t have any contact information on this guy. And alas, she has no luck tracking him down.

Several days later, she morbidly and pathologically kills her sister.

So the question is: what is this woman’s motive for killing her sister?

Mouse over for the tool tip answer if you dare.

If you answered both of these questions incorrectly, you can assure yourself of your Faceless Morbid SQL Pathological Geek Killer status.

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